Chris stop eating your DS.
Chris stop.
But I play video games
The world must know that I am a special snowflake
(Source: thefrogman)
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
(via cosmo-kramer-the-assman)
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via cosmo-kramer-the-assman)
moment of silence for all those people who think big bang theory is an intelligent comedy
